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You are about to finish the last few details on your drawing when the doorbell rang. You leap up from your seat and dash down the stairs.

"I GOT IT!" You yell at the top of your lungs. Not that anyone else was even trying to get the door. That was your job. You open the door to find a handsome young man with short blonde hair, a cute little cowlick and sparkling blue eyes awaiting you.

"Hey, Dude!" He greets you, holding up some video games, "I found these on sale at Game Stop. Want to try 'em out with me?" He asks, already knowing the answer.

"Hell yes!" You squeal, "But hang on just a minute, I have some chores that I was supposed to do. Make yourself feel at home though, Alfy." You walk inside, leaving him to close the door. "Snacks are in the kitchen and the TV in the den has the xbox set up. But whatever you do, stay out of my room." You instruct him over your shoulder.

He couldn't go in your room. You had left the drawing out in the open… The drawing of him. A shiver ran up your spine. You had always kind of liked Alfred- it was hard not to, I mean come on… He was smokin'! But recently he was a bit more on your mind. You had even written in your diary about him. Oh God! The diary… It was sitting right on your bed. He better listen to you this time and stay out of your room….

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Alfred looks around the kitchen, grabbing a piece of candy out of the bowl on top of your fridge. He pops it in his mouth, chewing slowly. 'Why did she want me out of her room…?' He muses, 'It would be a shame if…. I never… found out.' A grin spreads across his face. He sneaks quietly up the big wooden staircase as you are busying yourself with the dishes. Alfred opens your door slowly and creeps in. His eyes are immediately drawn to the picture on your desk.

'What's this…?' he thinks, picking up the piece of paper. He lets out an unmanly little yelp, dropping the paper. An almost perfect replica of himself stares back at him. '_____... What kind of freakish hobby have you picked up, Dude?' he asks himself. He backs up, sitting down on the bed and rubbing his temples. His gaze drops to a little book on top of the covers. He picks it up gently, opening it to a bookmarked page…

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"Alfred!" you call, "The chores are done! It's time to play some games! Alfred….?" You walk into the kitchen: No Alfred. And then you check the den. Still nothing… And then it hits you. 'Oh no… The drawing.'

"ALFRED!" You shriek. "GET OUT OF MY ROOM RIGHT NOW!" You thunder up the stairs as quick as a bullet, charging into your bedroom to find your friend sitting on the bed, reading your diary. Your eyes flick to the desk. The drawing wasn't there…. Oh no.

"Oh, hey, _____." Alfred says nonchalantly, "Nice diary you have here… Real interesting."

"Alfy, it's not what you think." You blurt.

"Uh huh… Say, do I really have a nice ass? I always thought it was kind of flabby." He grins wickedly at you.

You groan, "You little… I was… I didn't…" You trail off, covering your face with your hands to hide the oncoming blush.

Strong arms wrap around you and you look up to see Alfred smiling down at you, big blue eyes twinkling behind his glasses. "It's okay, Dude… This makes things a whole bunch easier!" He chuckles.

"E-Easier?" You ask, puzzled.

"Yeah…" He leans down and before you even know what's happening his lips are on yours. His breath tastes like candy and cheeseburgers… Like Alfred.
But you still have to ask… "Are you sure you like me too?"

He just laughs. "Hell yeah, Dude! Superman's always gotta have his Lois, right?"

"Right." You smile up at him, leaning in for another kiss.
Ugh... Please don't hate on me for this one. It was late but I felt obligated to write something cause I'll be busy this whole week... :iconotlplz:

But yeah... Another AmericaxReader. Sorry he's not very much like the real Alfy!


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Story- :icontheanswer-fortytwo:

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:iconanimelover20014:
Animelover20014 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Student
I love your user name very hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy 
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:iconbrokencupcakes:
BrokenCupcakes Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ass :D
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:iconfeliciavargas16:
FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I literally would have just cried and locked myself in the bathroom. o.o
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:iconlittlewhovianangel:
littlewhovianangel Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Student Writer
oh god if that had been me i would have kicked him and just yelled at him furiously and then have bawled my eyes out. ive got some pretty personal stuff in my journal. if somone other than myself were to read it i would die.
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ThreeWolfMoon3 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student
Alfred.!!! How dare you look through my diary.!!! *Smacks him outside the head* That's private.!!! (*>.<*)
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:iconviolettathehedgehog:
Violettathehedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What the fruk. Author-sama.. 
HOW
DO
YOU
KNOW
OF
MY
DIARY?!? 

*curls in a corner and rocks back and forth! freaking out*
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:iconjadethekidr9:
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014   General Artist
He knows about me liking his not-as-fab-as-Spain's ass :iconinglipplz:
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:iconarya12324:
Arya12324 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Spain's ass is the god of all ass the god
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:iconlaylathestargazer:
LaylaTheStargazer Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
Spain's ass is truly wonderous indeed.
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:icondrawingwolfgirl:
DrawingWolfGirl Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
HE KNOWS ABOUT ME LOVING HIS ARSE
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:iconskhy-the-miner:
Skhy-The-Miner Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually have a candy bowl on the top of my fridge .3.
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:iconigame101:
IGame101 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice ass?? OMG LMAOOO!! That's why I don't have diaries..
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:iconamericanlover152:
americanlover152 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
dat ass
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:iconxjumpinjellybeansx:
XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
-pushes him away- But you still read my diary !  Whats gonna happen now - cries you read my precious diary!- -smacks him upside the head - takes diary - holds it my precious my precious!! Lol -kiss his head sorry it was personal-
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:iconroseyohrt:
roseyohrt Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that Alfred....he nevers listenssigh 
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:iconjapan343:
Japan343 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
THAT AMERICAN GIT! I feel like chasing him around!
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:iconsecretlyspain:
SecretlySpain Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013   Writer
:iconpervyamericaplz: see? I always get the girl! Its one of the perks of being a hero!
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:iconangelofdarkness555:
Angelofdarkness555 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
DANG IT! Not again! I thought my diary was safe for sure this time! :iconpoutplz:
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:iconitaly-germany-japan:
Italy-Germany-Japan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Author-san knows about my diary! Author-san is a stalker! :iconscaredplz:
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:iconamericanlover152:
americanlover152 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
uuummmmmmmm that's a little creepy
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:iconitaly-germany-japan:
Italy-Germany-Japan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NOT THE RAEP FACE! :iconscaredplz:
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:icontheanswer-fortytwo:
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
:iconrussiarapefaceplz::iconsaysplz: That's right, run. I've read your diary, there's nothing stopping me now!
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:iconitaly-germany-japan:
Italy-Germany-Japan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What are you going to do?!
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:icontheanswer-fortytwo:
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
:iconrussiarapefaceplz::iconsaysplz: I am going to..... TICKLE YOU!
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:iconitaly-germany-japan:
Italy-Germany-Japan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
NOOOO-- Wait... What?
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:icontheanswer-fortytwo:
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
:iconrussiarapefaceplz::iconsaysplz: That's right... Your diary says you hate tickles so- Wait, it does say that right? I have so many diaries to read I can never keep track...
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chibi-chocolate123 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
ALFRED YOU NOSY BASTARD. :XD:
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:iconthemadgrimreaper:
TheMADGrimReaper Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Wtf... Alfred?! :iconlookofdisapprovalplz:

Good thing I don't have a diary xD
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:iconjjgirl99:
jjgirl99 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah I don't have a diary but I have a drawing journal where I draw out my feels. (Cause that'll make it REAL
awkward)
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TheMADGrimReaper Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOL
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:iconjjgirl99:
jjgirl99 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah...
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:iconannathewondergirl01:
AnnaTheWonderGirl01 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No one's ever gotten into my diary... :)
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:icontransformicerawks11:
transformicerawks11 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
..why?
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:iconannathewondergirl01:
AnnaTheWonderGirl01 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Because I keep it in a place where no one else knows. C:
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:iconrae8892:
RAE8892 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Very cute! Lol, had this happen once, didn't end like this! Lol
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:iconhollyfowl56:
hollyfowl56 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
cool story biut i'm confused on the superman refrence.
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:iconkalliat:
kalliat Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Superman is in love with Lois Lane.

He is a hero, and America has an obsession with being the hero.
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:iconhollyfowl56:
hollyfowl56 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
oh thanks dude
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:iconrae8892:
RAE8892 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Super man is the all AMERICAN super Hero . . . ish a play on America calling himself the hero! lol
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:iconhollyfowl56:
hollyfowl56 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
i know that but the lois person is what got me confused
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:iconrae8892:
RAE8892 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh . . . Lol, well, ~kalliatkuan got ya covered!
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:iconhollyfowl56:
hollyfowl56 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
yeah :)
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