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"TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MY FEET! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!" Alfred screamed at you as you opened the door. He held up a pillow case, smiling expectantly. You sighed and dropped a couple pieces of candy inside his bag.

"That's a really crappy costume…" You told him. He was wearing a Superman t-shirt and a pair of tighty whities over a blue pants tucked into red boots.

"Are you kidding? I'm the hero!" He struck a pose that showed off his muscles. You shook your head, blushing inwardly. "Now, c'mon, _____. You're going trick or treating with me aren't you?"

"Yeah, yeah. Hold your horses. I need to grab my shoes." You ran off and dug a pair of cherry red cowboy boots out of the shoe closet. You walked out, for Alfred to approve.

He raked his eyes over you, too long for your taste. "Very nice…." He mused, "We'll be a perfect team! Come, Wonder Woman!" He scooped you in his arms, your red and gold top creaking in complaint.

"Put me down!" You wailed, "I'm Wonder Woman, I don't need to be carried!" You let out a huff of annoyance as you  were set on the ground, pulling your shirt up indignantly and stalking off of the porch, whip and trick or treat bag in hand.

You and Alfy's first stop was Francis's house. "Ohonhonhonhon~" The man chuckled, "_____, you do look…. Stunning in that costume, Cherie." His blue eyes settled at your chest.
"Yeah, yeah. Just give me my candy and keep your eyes up here. I'm freezing my toes off and Alfred insists we go through the whole neighborhood tonight!"

"Oui. But if you get too chilly… You're welcome to come back here. We can snuggle and get you warm, no?"

"No." You walked down to where Alfred was waiting on the sidewalk. "Who next?"

"Kiku always makes really good homemade stuff. Let's go there!" Alfred suggested, practically drooling.

When you knocked on the Asian man's door he came out with a ready smile. "Oh, herro you t-" He stopped and stared at your costume. "____! What happened?! I wirr get you a jacket right away!" Kiku hurried back inside, appearing in moments with a nice fluffy jacket.

"That's so nice of you, Kiku but I'm fine, really. This is my costume." You explained to him.

"I wirr never understand Americans…" He muttered, tossing a couple homemade treats in you and Alfred's bags.

When you had gotten far enough away from the house, both you and your friend burst into fits of laughter, "Dude, that was priceless! The look on his face!" Alfred said, wiping a tear from his eye.

Later on in the night you two had covered good ground, according to Alfred- you had made it three quarters of the way through the neighborhood. Now the two of you were sitting on the corner outside of Ludwig's house while his brother Gilbert watched you counting candies in the light of the streetlamp form his brother's window. 'What a pervert…' You thought.

"That's twenty kit-kats for me!" Alfred declared.

"Darn! I only have eighteen… You got me beat!" You sighed, throwing the chocolates up in the air to land back in your candy bucket.

"Now, hand me that giant Babe Ruth you got from Feli!" He ordered, hand outstretched towards you.

"Do I have to?" You whined.

"Yes, you lost."

"F-Fine…." You shivered, handing him the chocolate bar.

"Are you cold, ____?"

"What do you think, Alfred? I'm sitting here in what are basically a pair of underwear and a sleeveless shirt."

"O-Oh… Here…" He stammered, drawing you into a warm hug. You gladly accepted the hug, pulling him close to you, trying to suck the heat out of him. He chuckled, pushing a lock of your (h/c) hair off of your face. You looked up at his beautiful blue eyes and ridiculous cowlick through your thick lashes. You found your faces drawing closer and soon you were bumping noses. You closed your eyes and went for it, pressing your lips to his. His breath tasted like kit-kats and the cheeseburger you supposed he had for dinner. At first, he was unmoving, frozen in shock. Soon though, he was kissing you back passionately. Your phone buzzed in its holder on your belt. You took it out and read the text message: "Haha, nice one____(nickname) ;)"

You laughed, looking toward Ludwig's window to see Gilbert sitting there, wiggling his white eyebrows at you, red eyes twinkling.

"Remind me to dress like Wonder Woman next year…" You told Alfred, hugging him tighter.

"I'll remember…" He said, looking down at your chest again. You flicked him in the forehead.

"Pervert!" You shouted at him.

"Yeah, but I'm your pervert…" He shot back, laughing.

"True…" You kissed him again. "That makes up for it."
HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y'ALL! :iconhalloweenplz:

Here's a fanfic. It would have been done sooner, but kids keep showing up at my door for candy! The nerve!

I hope y'all like it. I think it's a bunch better than my last one. ^.^

Hetalia- Hidekaz Himaruya

You- :iconsexyamerica2plz:

Fanfic- Me
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Whybot221 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
oh god 2 funny
FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
((OMG KIKU HEHEHEHEE. Loved the story~! "I'm your pervert" Me: laughing head off))
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013
Ohonhonhon wait till next year when I'm cat woman ;)
AlphaShepardWolf Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student General Artist
KandyRain Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013   Artist
OHOHOHOOOO~!!!!! *pervy face*
Z0MGedELR1C Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
'You laughed, looking toward Ludwig's window to see Gilbert sitting there, wiggling his white eyebrows at you, red eyes twinkling.' :icontehestareplz:
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Gil's a creepy stalker pervert. But I still love him <3 He's been in like.... half of my stories so far :stare:
Z0MGedELR1C Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
chibi-chocolate123 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Aww! This is amazing!
kalliat Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is epic
gamergirl2160 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Noooo i wanted that candy
zubbheart Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student General Artist
((i got like two kitkats this year.. :( their like my fav candy...))
ah well you made up for it!!
SkyeHighArt Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You can have all of mine. ^^ I cant eat them.
ezdav321 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012   General Artist
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Glad you.... liked it?
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