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"Come on! Get up, you lazy asses!"




You sighed, pulling the covers off of your three roommates, "It's two o'clock. Way past time to wake up."

"Nein, _____. It's much too early." Gilbert muttered, snuggling up to Antonio, who lay beside him, for warmth.

"Oui. You could get in the bed with us, Cherie. It would be nice. We could have sex and zhen sleep until midnight like always." Francis chuckled perversely.

"Always? What universe are you living in, Francis…?"

"A better one than yours, apparently."

"Si, chica." Antonio put in, trying to shove Gil away, "Siesta time is muy importante."

"Come on, _____. You know you vant to come nap vith us." Gil opened his bright red eyes, looking up at you mischievously.

You rolled your eyes. This was the problem being the only girl in the house… You were the only sane one. You didn't know why you had agreed to move in with the three men-or more accurately boys. It was probably because you had thought them all gay at the time. (I mean, they slept in the same bed for heaven's sake!) Whatever the reason, you were stuck here… until you could find a better place to crash at, at any rate.

"Come take a little sieste with us, ____. It will be good for your soul." Francis purred convincingly.

"I really shouldn't." You took a step back, feeling your eyelids begin to grow heavy. A yawn escaped your lips and you covered your mouth with a squeak.

"See, chica? You need your siesta time." Antonio smiled at you.

You nodded, pulling the blanket back onto the large bed and following yourself.

Gilbert laughed, wrapping an arm around you and ruffling your hair, "See? Look vhat the awesome me told you! You do vant to take a nap."

"Yeah, whatever…" you murmured, closing your eyes and almost instantly falling asleep.


The three roommates sat up immediately, rubbing the sleep from their eyes and looking roguishly at the drowsing _____.

"Vhat should ve do to her?" Gilbert asked, reaching out to touch her soft, (h/c) hair.

"Aw, why don't we just let her dormir, hmm?" Antonio asked, clutching his hands to his heart, "She looks so chulla this way!"

"Non… Not cute so much as sexy. Ohonhonhonhonhonhonhon~" Francis cackled, blue eyes gleaming with lust.

"Something is wrong with you… We can't do anything like what I think you're suggesting to _______! That would be wrong."

The Frenchman just shrugged, "Say what you will…. But zhe wrong sometimes seems so right."

"I guess you're right…"

"I am."

"Vell… She is going to hate us vhen she vakes up but I think it's still vorth it."

"Of course it is, imbecile! It's ______! She's perfect…"
NNNG! Brain, stop being such a pervert!

:iconbrainplz: :iconsaysplz: You don't really mean that.

:icontheanswer-fortytwo: :iconsaysplz: Yeah, you're right.... I love ya, Brain!

Hetalia: :iconhimaruyaplz:
Fic: Me
You: :iconbadtouchtrioplz:
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SilverBronze Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*Reads first 4 lines*  Am I waking up a fucking whale? xD 
MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yes, indeed. As research shows...

(Whale checklist):
•Loud and annoying as hell
•Spouts off with all this random crap most of the time
•Only come up for air every 2 hours
•Sometimes wind up in random locations for seemingly no reason
•Can get themselves into the deepest shit and somehow get out of it

So yes, you are in fact waking up whales.
SCIENCE. *explosion*
SilverBronze Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I see *pushes up fake science glasses*
The fuck did they wind up in a bed!? How big is the bed...?!

*ahem* I mean...

You should probably fix dat explotion...
MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
The bed...I'm not sure.

And that explosion was merely for show.
QueenOfAlpachania Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  New member
I am the heaviest sleeper ever,I could sleep literally all day if nobody woke me up
RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Artist
um....*dies from loss of blood then whimpers while floating to heaven* best...story ever...*news:25 MILLION WERE KILLED IN RUSSIA THIS MORNING BY ONE FANFICTION OF HETALIA! SAD TO SAY MANY WERE LOSS AND LO- tv turns off*
Smilesthepegasister Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Student General Artist
God damn I'm like the most heavy sleeper ever like literally my sister poured cold water on me once and I still didnt wake up
PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am a light sleeper, so if they were to do something to me, I would wake up and beat the living day lights out of them... Then go back to my room and snuggle with my pillow covered in a YuGiOh pillow case. It is Yugi and it says 'Its your move'.... hehehe.......
Smilesthepegasister Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Student General Artist
I thought you said yaoi
RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Artist
i have a picture of all the male Hetalia characters on it and it says "Hetalia~the Yaoi world of Countries and Nations." just on one pillow case XD
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