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"Come on! Get up, you lazy asses!"

"Nnnnnng…."

"Uuuuuuhhh…."

"Errrrg…"

You sighed, pulling the covers off of your three roommates, "It's two o'clock. Way past time to wake up."

"Nein, _____. It's much too early." Gilbert muttered, snuggling up to Antonio, who lay beside him, for warmth.

"Oui. You could get in the bed with us, Cherie. It would be nice. We could have sex and zhen sleep until midnight like always." Francis chuckled perversely.

"Always? What universe are you living in, Francis…?"

"A better one than yours, apparently."

"Si, chica." Antonio put in, trying to shove Gil away, "Siesta time is muy importante."

"Come on, _____. You know you vant to come nap vith us." Gil opened his bright red eyes, looking up at you mischievously.

You rolled your eyes. This was the problem being the only girl in the house… You were the only sane one. You didn't know why you had agreed to move in with the three men-or more accurately boys. It was probably because you had thought them all gay at the time. (I mean, they slept in the same bed for heaven's sake!) Whatever the reason, you were stuck here… until you could find a better place to crash at, at any rate.

"Come take a little sieste with us, ____. It will be good for your soul." Francis purred convincingly.

"I really shouldn't." You took a step back, feeling your eyelids begin to grow heavy. A yawn escaped your lips and you covered your mouth with a squeak.

"See, chica? You need your siesta time." Antonio smiled at you.

You nodded, pulling the blanket back onto the large bed and following yourself.

Gilbert laughed, wrapping an arm around you and ruffling your hair, "See? Look vhat the awesome me told you! You do vant to take a nap."

"Yeah, whatever…" you murmured, closing your eyes and almost instantly falling asleep.

BTT POV

The three roommates sat up immediately, rubbing the sleep from their eyes and looking roguishly at the drowsing _____.

"Vhat should ve do to her?" Gilbert asked, reaching out to touch her soft, (h/c) hair.

"Aw, why don't we just let her dormir, hmm?" Antonio asked, clutching his hands to his heart, "She looks so chulla this way!"

"Non… Not cute so much as sexy. Ohonhonhonhonhonhonhon~" Francis cackled, blue eyes gleaming with lust.

"Something is wrong with you… We can't do anything like what I think you're suggesting to _______! That would be wrong."

The Frenchman just shrugged, "Say what you will…. But zhe wrong sometimes seems so right."

"I guess you're right…"

"I am."

"Vell… She is going to hate us vhen she vakes up but I think it's still vorth it."

"Of course it is, imbecile! It's ______! She's perfect…"
NNNG! Brain, stop being such a pervert!

:iconbrainplz: :iconsaysplz: You don't really mean that.

:icontheanswer-fortytwo: :iconsaysplz: Yeah, you're right.... I love ya, Brain!

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:iconelfdragon345:
Elfdragon345 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, I don't feel a raped atmosphere. I feel more of an embarrassing way too wake up one. Probably in a bunny costume covered in eggs.
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Ceylon-Morphe286 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
I have some weird feeling that they are gonna just strip me naked and touch me,cause if they try to rape me while I asleep then I will naturally wake up.
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Dongo88 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015
I loved this story and your profile picture! Spirit was one of my favorite childhood movies! Spirit2 Spirit5 
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YanagiSama Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
* punches France in the balls and rolls over* wacum sackum..... *raises arm in the air with a punch*....Powwwww zzzzzz
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hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015
who said i was asleep~?

XD im so fucked up, but srsly i wouldn't mind, especially France~

Cool story bruh^-^
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Hetalia4Elea Featured By Owner May 26, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Surprise! 
BUTT SECKS BUT SECKS BUTT SECKS
rainbow frog 
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EpicCatBomb Featured By Owner 6 days ago   Digital Artist
Why are you fo thing what 
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Februarykitten Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
RAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE
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:iconnevermoremist:
Nevermoremist Featured By Owner May 7, 2015
*flops over smacking Francis in the face still fast asleep*


did that to my dad once when he tried to wake me up for school a long time ago lol. This was a funny (if somewhat pervy) story
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AyFancyMe Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
FUCK THIS SHIT WAIT TILL I'M AWAKE I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO A FOURSOME WITH 2 HOT GUYS AND 1PERVT
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Nova-star12 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Alright if you bitches take away my virginity yo death will be slow and painful!!
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CheetahBoots Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Student Digital Artist
WAIT ARE THEY GOING TO MOLEST ME!? OR RAPE?!
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:iconhetalovergirl:
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
Me: *is beating them up, half asleep* Not today, jerks! Do anything and I will murder you when I wake up.
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Superdaughter2 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
Love it! When s second part 2? 🐯👍
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:icondestinymace:
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015
Is zhere a second part???
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO!? I dont want to lose my virginity in my sleep.....
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DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015
SAMEHERE!!!!!!
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?
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:icondestinymace:
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
......Oh wait I KNOW WHAT TO DO LETS GO GET RUSSIA, HE WILL PROTECT US!!
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:icondestinymace:
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
YES!!
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
Bunnygoblin: RUSSIA HELP! THERE ARE PERVS HEAR!
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DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
Destinymace: RUSSIA!!!
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imania15 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015
Me: *Still sleeping while beating up the BTT* (Mumbles) n..not today..

Lol Good story!
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excentricaluli Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
Nosebleed Emoticon must read second part now!! 
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cgfloyd Featured By Owner Edited Jan 6, 2015
poor bbt they don't know i kick out of reflex if  get messed with while asleep, i've been told it hurts like a bitch.
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Nova-star12 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Love sorry 2 busrt you k8ll bubble but its BTT not BBT:-( :-( SORRY
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student Writer
What are dey going to do to me?
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SilverBronze Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*Reads first 4 lines*  Am I waking up a fucking whale? xD 
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DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015
XDDDD
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MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yes, indeed. As research shows...

(Whale checklist):
•Loud and annoying as hell
•Spouts off with all this random crap most of the time
•Only come up for air every 2 hours
•Sometimes wind up in random locations for seemingly no reason
•Can get themselves into the deepest shit and somehow get out of it

So yes, you are in fact waking up whales.
SCIENCE. *explosion*
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SilverBronze Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I see *pushes up fake science glasses*
The fuck did they wind up in a bed!? How big is the bed...?!

*ahem* I mean...

You should probably fix dat explotion...
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MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
The bed...I'm not sure.

And that explosion was merely for show.
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QueenOfAlpachania Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am the heaviest sleeper ever,I could sleep literally all day if nobody woke me up
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RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Artist
um....*dies from loss of blood then whimpers while floating to heaven* best...story ever...*news:25 MILLION WERE KILLED IN RUSSIA THIS MORNING BY ONE FANFICTION OF HETALIA! SAD TO SAY MANY WERE LOSS AND LO- tv turns off*
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Smilesthepegasister Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Student General Artist
God damn I'm like the most heavy sleeper ever like literally my sister poured cold water on me once and I still didnt wake up
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PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am a light sleeper, so if they were to do something to me, I would wake up and beat the living day lights out of them... Then go back to my room and snuggle with my pillow covered in a YuGiOh pillow case. It is Yugi and it says 'Its your move'.... hehehe.......
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Smilesthepegasister Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Student General Artist
I thought you said yaoi
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RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Artist
i have a picture of all the male Hetalia characters on it and it says "Hetalia~the Yaoi world of Countries and Nations." just on one pillow case XD
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PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Bwahahahhahaha XD I am going to die of laughter now. Thanks for that .
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Smilesthepegasister Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Student General Artist
XD
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CatcomixSF Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
They wouldn't, be able to because when someone touches me in my sleep my eyes open wide my head slowly turns to them and n a low angry voice I ask "What are you doing"
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014   General Artist
-puts hand up in air and puts up middle finger- Fuck... Off Sylvia..... -puts hand down and rolls over-
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Xironrose Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh lucky me!:D
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SunnySunshine203 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
And the lucky Hungary(you're icon) of yours !~  wait ... I'm a lesbian ? 0.o
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SolumSeronix Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just as Hungary has her frying pan and China has his wok, I have my skillet. I'm not too worried.
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BloodbendingOtaku Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
And I have my iron pipe XD
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SolumSeronix Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cheers for anime weapons! Happy Happy..Onion 
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sherbetkitty Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
I have a Erza pipe If you know what I mean....
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