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"H-Hey! Stop doing that r-right now!" Matthew whispered as loud as he could, "You hosers, just leave her alone!"

______ was surrounded on all sides by the Bad Touch Trio, identical leers on their faces.

"C'mon, just hand it over, Frau." Gilbert stared ______ down with his harsh red eyes. "We know you took it."

"I-I don't know what you're t-talking about." The girl whimpered, backing away from

Gilbert only to bump into Antonio who roughly shoved her back towards the German.

"You know perfectly well, mon cher." Francis said haughtily, grabbing onto ______'s arm tightly.

"I don't! I swear!" tears began to form in ______'s eyes, "Please just let me go…."

Gilbert gave his cronies a look then nodded. They all backed away, starting down the hall, "I'll be back for it later, Frau."

______'s legs turned to jelly and she collapsed to the ground. Matthew rushed over to her, glaring at the Trio walking down the hallway, laughing like idiots.

"A-Are you okay?"

______ shook her head, curling up against Matthew's chest, her body racked with sobs. "I-I was so scared… I thought they were going t-to kill me or something! What did they even want from me?"

"Nothing… They just like terrifying you. Hosers…" Matthew stroked ______'s hair soothingly, rocking her back and forth.

"Why didn't you do anything?" ______ looked up at Mattie with blood shot (e/c) eyes. "You could have helped me…"

"I-I… I was trying." Matthew squeaked, purple eyes wide, "They just didn't listen to me…. I'm so sorry."

______ pulled away from his embrace, springing to her feet, "You always say that! You're always right there and you never… you never do anything! You just let them scare me half to death! You're useless!" The girl's face was a mask of pain and anguish. Her eyes blazed and her full lips were pulled into an ugly frown. "Well, I don't need your "help" anymore… Goodbye, Matthew." She turned on her heel, stalking off down the school hallway.

"Wait! Come back!" Matthew tried to call after her but the words stuck in his throat. He punched one of the lockers angrily, "Why can't I do anything?!" he screamed, but there was no answer…. No one even heard him.


There they were. Just sitting and laughing like nothing was wrong… Like they weren't horrible people ruining someone's life. Bastards… If only Matthew had his hockey stick, he would knock the hosers' teeth out just like in the Canadian Major Leagues. Matt flexed his fingers, balling his hands into fists and gritting his teeth.

These idiots had ruined his life… They had terrorized his best friend, made him lose said friend and made him feel even more invisible than he already felt. They would pay…

"Hey you!" Matthew yelled, "Hosers! I have something to say to you!"

They didn't so much as look up.

'Ooooh! That's the last straw! They can ignore me once, twice, three times… But the one hundred and fourth time! That's where I draw the line!"
Matthew stormed over to the Trio's table, slamming his hands down upon it, "Hey! I said I have something to say to you!"

They looked up at him, confused.

"Did you say somezhing, mon ami?" Francis had the nerve to ask.

"Yes! I most certainly did! I've had just about enough of you tormenting my friend, thank you very much! You know up in Canada we have such a thing as respect! Such a thing as decency! We up in Canada don't ruin someone else's life because we think it's funny! And if you think you can… Well, it just so happens we're very deadly with a hockey stick!"

"Oooh…. I'm so scared," Gilbert smirked, "Vhat are you gonna do, huh? 'Sorry' me to death?"

"No, no." Antonio laughed, "He's going to… To give you free donuts until you explode."
Matthew's face turned a bright red, his hands balled up into fists and he drew back his arm.

"Aw, look! I think we broke him!" Francis taunted, "Too much maple syrup for breakfast or somezhing, Ma- OW!" Francis held his bleeding nose, "He hit me! Zhe little salaud actually hit me!"

"That's right, hoser! That'll teach you to mess with a Canadian!"

"Aw, Francis is nothing…" Gilbert rose, pushing his sleeves up, "Why don't you try to take me o- Oof!"

Matthew kicked Gilbert in the groin, making him fall to the ground in pain.

Antonio leaped up from the table, "Hey, carbon! What do you think you're doing? Don't you know your place?"

Matthew threw a low punch, hitting the Spaniard in the stomach, "Yes. Yes I do. And I know yours too, "cabrón." In the dirt." With a little harrumph, the Canadian straightened his glasses and strode back across the schoolyard.

"Matthew!" called a voice from behind him, "Matthew, wait!"

"Huh?" Matthew spun around only to have _____ fly into him at top speed.

"I can't believe you just did that! That was so amazing and brave!" She showered his face with tiny kisses, making Matthew blush as red as a tomato.

"W-Well… I didn't like the way they were treating you. I thought they needed to be taught a lesson."

_____ cupped his chin in her hand, making him look into her eyes, "You are the best friend anyone could ever have… Did you know that?"

Matthew shook his head, confused.

"Well… You are." _____ stroked his cheek tentatively, eyes flicking over his face and then she nodded and kissed him full on the lips.

Maybe he was more than just a best friend…
This is a request from :iconsuzumiyasaori:.

Sorry if it isn't up to my normal standard, I wrote it really late at night...

Go Canada!

Hetalia: :iconhimaruyaplz:
Fic: Me
You: :iconsexycanada3plz:
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Sabielovesfrozen Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2015   Writer
Reader-chan is kind of weird
She says that he'a the worst friend and their friendship is over then probably thirty minutes later they're more than friends. READER-CHAN?!

And Gilbert, just no

But this was totally adorable
It made my day
(And I'm sick right now. I have fever, cough and colds so this really made me smile)
VirtualGoddess Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016
Reader chan is a two faced bitch in this story..
Sabielovesfrozen Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2016   Writer
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
Aww i love Matthew...i'm so glad he beat up the BTT...and now i'm gonna take his hockey stick and beat the shit out of the reader for calling him useless...and i'mma get 2p Matt to help me out
LilianVantas Featured By Owner Edited Jul 23, 2015  Student Artist
I get a feeling that reader is one of.. 'Those' girls. Y'know, those cliché i-want-to-be-your-girlfriend-cuz-you're-a-super-strong-guy girls.. And even if he couldn't stand up for her, I wouldn't leave him cuz he was ignored >3> I mean, seriously though, they're best friends, and she calls him useless, then a few minutes later, she comes running. And I'm a woman, and we women are strong! I could just beat them up(read: tattle-taleing(is that even a word?), and throwing stones and my shoe) Like the strong woman I am!
AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I wonder what they wanted?
ilikecheeseyay Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
I laughed so hard when I read "Sorry me to death". I'm Canadian, and it's kind of true. On a bus, someone will step on my foot and I will apologize for my foot being in the way. LOL
CometFire21 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Aaaaah, the joys of being Canadian. We always say sorry even if we didn't do anything XD
GreenRose45 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Don't MESS WITH the cold weather countries. They will kick your a** (Sorry, I don't normally swear, but this deserves emphasis!)
Fabulous story, BTW ;)
amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student General Artist
I wanna beat dem up *Whines*
americawithwaffles Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Normal Mode: :iconyaycanadaplz:
Angry Mode: :iconerenplz: <--- When fighting a Titan (more specifically colossus)

btw this was really good ^.^ .
FoxTheMagnificent Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
You know it's about to go down if a Canadian is mad
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
CleverMessenger Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
"That's right, hoser! That'll teach you to mess with a Canadian!"

this is line is so perfect!!! Wonderful job, but I think I should have said sorry for running off like that.
NatureTune Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Student General Artist
Calling someone useless only because eweryone ignore him/her..... not nice....
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
reminds me of my grandfather actually. he's a full blooded Hungarian that's from Canada after his family left Budapest during World War I. and my grandfather is a very nice, kind and helpful old man. but apparently, according to my dad, when he's angry, he is completely terrifying and you should run for the hills. it explains why my dad is scary when he's mad, and why i'm terrifying when i'm pissed off.
and really, you shouldn't make any nice people mad. i'm normally very nice, kind and forgiving to people. but if you piss me off enough, well, lets just say i become a wrathful demon from the fiery depths of Satan's anus (for those who get this reference, i give you a cookie of comedy awesomeness). after all, it's always the quiet ones...*grins evilly*
Mattie, thank you for defending my honor like a true man *goes to Canada. taps several Canadian maples. harvests over 500 gallons of maple syrup. goes to a mill to purify and distill it to perfection. brings it back in a semi-truck. parks said semi in front of Matt's house. goes and knocks on his door. Matt answers. i pull him out of his house to the truck. opens the back and shows him all the maple syrup. kisses him on the cheek* this is for being you, Mattie~
echoknows Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
Mattie: whatcha reading?
Me: just how you kicked ass!
Mattie: m-me kick ass? Lemme see. *takes my iPod and reads* holy shit I'm a hero!
Alfred: no I'm the hero
Both me and Mattie: shut it!
Matt: I would do that ya know
Me: yup now I've gotta go play my guitar. Bye Mattie.
Mattie: at least she doesn't call me Al.
seadweller83 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He deserves a slow clap just for him. 
Kira-Jones Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
Woah...Canada just...whoa...
KathyBrine Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Student Writer
Did you read the wiki?
He hates fighting but people say her fights, well....fierce?
Kira-Jones Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
Berserker!! He so awesome!!!!
Chilbiartfan Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Badass Canada!:FUCK yeah!: 
CupcakesYum1 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"No, no." Antonio laughed, "He's going to… To give you free donuts until you explode." that right there made me almost die of laughter 
KuroNeko870 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Student General Artist
i just want to hug him to death he is so cute!!!! :iconsupertighthugplz: thank you for writing this!! you just made my day! cute blush  Pikachus nuzzles cheeks 
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
That's very sweet of you to say! Thanks!
KuroNeko870 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Your welcome! I love your icon! It reminds me of the movie, (iforgotthetitle XD)....Somethin..I forgot...But your welcome! ^^
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron? 
KuroNeko870 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Yes! That movie! It's awesome! (almost awesome as prussia! XD)
KuroNeko870 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Your Welcome! ^^
Fullmetalmarti Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
... If I was Canada in this ... If my friends said that I might help but if he/she came back thanking me I would walk away from them...
B-Rabit Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ichigosakura17 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
So when Mattie kicked Toni, why did I just envision him turning around and walking away, like a boss with that song from Pirates of the Caribbean (I call it Capt Jack Sparrows theme)? Next time he could shoot a mo-fo in the throat with his bow...(too much?)
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
Never too much.... FOR FANFICTION!
ichigosakura17 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
true, true~
xXOliverzSanityXx Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
YAY I love Canada!!!!!! WOOHOO Mattie you go!!!!
Zeldapointdefer Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
Soooo damn cute....
Canada being a hero
America; Hey Canada you steal my job
Canada; But I didn't write the plot
Me; Cut it you two... This artist just did an awesome plot and she does'nt deserve an angry America...
America; So cruel... I'm not in the story... How could somebody write a story without the hero?
Me; Canada is the hero of the story...
America; *sob*
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
Artist: America, if you were in it, it would be a predictable plot. Do you want to be predictable?
America: Well, I-
Artist: I SAID DO YOU?!
America: No, ma'am...
Artist: That's what I thought.
Chilbiartfan Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
xCandyDanny Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
Mattie is soo sweet >w< he's my hero!!! <33
vocaloidanimefan Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Go Mattie!!! thanks for saving me form the BTT!!! X3 I love this story!!!
Wolfychan05 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
holy hell.. Mattie is a ****ing killing machine xD
Katniss-HP-Twilight Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
The fight was SOOO cool~~~! I could clearly see Canada just beating the $#!+ outta them so awesomely. *swoon* :iconbrohugplz: I love you Matthew ^^
awesome1st Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
YEP more then a best friend ;)
skating-wally Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
:iconsqueeeeplz: AWWWWW CANADA!!!! i just want to hug him to death he is so cute!!!! :iconsupertighthugplz: thank you for writing this!! you just made my day!
RainyRevalia Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconexcitedblushplz: I just imagined Canada beating the crap out of them. MY HERROOOO :iconromeoplz:
XxMaggi-JonesXx Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
aww~! Mattie, you are just so sweet!
KanGiveHugs Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
Yay, Canada!!!! <3
justfireheart13 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Canada rage. It's real
PandoraThePirate Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Ah, Matthew :heart:
Wish somebody stood up for me the way he did!
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