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"Mein Gott…"

"Ay Dios mio…."

"Mon Dieu…"

"I know, right?"

You and your three friends stared up at your ten foot tall Christmas tree in wonder.

"And you want us to decorate this…?" asked Gilbert, turning his red eyes on you.

"I'll help of course."

"_____.... This is going to take forever." Francis pointed out.

"Do you have a ladder?" Antonio asked, the gears turning in his head.

"Yes, yes I do, Antonio. Thank you for trying to help!" you stuck your tongue out at the other two and went to go grab the ladder from your garage.

"Well, gentlemen." Gil announced as soon as you had gone, "I see we have a mission."

"Yes, we do." Francis nodded solemnly.

"Wait, are you talking about decorating the Christmas tree or seducing ____?" asked Antonio, not quite grasping the plan.

"_______ of course!" shouted Gil and Francis simultaneously.


"So, what's the plan?" Gil asked his friends, mischief glinting in his eyes.
"I've got gingerbread cookies!" you shouted delightedly, skipping into the room, carrying a tray of fresh baked sweets.

"Mmmm… they look almost as delicious as you." murmured Francis, appearing behind you and reaching around your waist for a gingerbread man.

"Muy rico, _____. You'll have to show me how to make them sometime…" Antonio winked one of his deep green eyes at you, giving you an innocent smile.

"Yeah, Frau. Real good. I've always liked women who could cook…" Gil grabbed your forearms, pulling you close to him and grinning. The only thing separating the two of you was the sheet of cookies- now seeming much smaller than it had before.

"Guys… Cool your jets." You flushed, "You're creeping me out… Let's just decorate the tree okay?"

Francis pouted, "You're no fun…"

"Only because you blush so sweetly…" Antonio ran a finger along your jaw and gave another of his charming smiles.

Gil just laughed, "I don't make promises I can't keep. You should know that by now."

You sighed, taking out the first box of ornaments and opening it. You picked up your favorite, taking it in your hand delicately and hanging in one of the premium spots on the tree.  "There…" you beamed. "I don't care what we put on the tree now… As long as it has this it's perfect."

"So I can get my stripper ornament out then?!" Gil asked delightedly.

"No!" You and Antonio shouted at the same time. You turned to each other, identical looks of surprise on your faces and burst out laughing.
Over the next three hours, the four of you decorated the tree to various holiday songs.

Gilbert, the tallest of your group, had just finished putting the last ornament on the tree and it was time to set the star on top.

"I get to do it!" you squealed, holding the star in your hand and bounding over to the ladder. You stretched up, trying to reach the tip of the tree but you just couldn't reach- not even when you stood on your tiptoes.

"Here, let me help, chica." Antonio said softly and the next thing you knew you had been lifted off the ladder and onto the Spaniard's shoulders. You reached for the tree again- closer but still no cigar.

"I can't reach…"

Gilbert and Francis rushed to your side and with Antonio's help they managed to hold you up by your thighs with sufficient support so you could set the star on top of the enormous Christmas tree.

"There." You announced and the boy's arms gave way, letting you topple to the ground in a big heap.

After a minute or so of giggling you finally got serious.

"Francis… Get your hand off my boob."

"Ohonhonhonhon~ Don't pretend you don't like it, Cherie."

"Francis, I'm warning you."

"Alright, alright!" There was much shifting around and you were free of all inappropriate touching.

You stood with a groan and began to help the others up as well.

"______..." Gilbert said softly.


"You're missing something, chica…" Antonio smiled kindly at you.

"What? What is it?" You began to look frantically around yourself for the missing something.

"Look up." Francis smirked.

You tilted your head up. Hanging from a bright red ribbon, there sat a little sprig of mistletoe. "Oh…"

"Pucker up." The Bad Touch Trio closed in around you, identical perverted grins on their faces.

"Guys… I really don't think this is a good plan…" You tried to back away, only to bump into Antonio.

"Come on, ______-ita. It'll be fun…" He nodded enthusiastically, turning your face to his.

"Are you ready?" he asked, green eyes sparkling.


"You are? Fantastico!" Antonio leaned in and planted his lips upon yours. The kiss was soft and sweet and gentle. Antonio pulled away from you, "That wasn't too bad, was it, chica?" He laughed as you shook your head.

Francis tapped the Spaniard on the shoulder, "My turn." He announced, spinning you around and kissing you passionately. You could smell the strong scent of roses and feel the scratch of Francis's stubble against your chin. But before anything at all could really happen you were being pulled away by Gilbert.

The albino's kiss was needy and full of fervor. He wrapped his arms around you, holding you close so you couldn't escape him. When you felt his tongue poking at your closed lips you decided it was time for the game to be over.

You parted the kiss with a wet sucking sound. "Th-That's enough." You stuttered, blushing like one of Toni's tomatoes. "I think it's time for you to go…" You pushed Gilbert away from you, stumbling backwards and almost knocking into the tree.

"Well that was fun…." Gilbert said matter-of-factly. "But you're right… We should be going. Frohe Weihnachten, Frau." He winked at you, grinning creepily.

"Feliz Navidad." Toni smiled, waving goodbye.

"Joyeux Noël." Francis gave you a last peck on the cheek.

"Have a safe night, you three!" You called to the Trio as they filed out the door.

"We can't promise anything!" Gilbert turned, looking you straight in the eye.

"How could I have forgotten? You-"

"I don't make promises I can't keep."
So, this is a request by :iconswanbrooke: for a Christmas-y BTT fic.

I hope you like it because it was annoying as hell to write... I just run out of flirty things... :iconotlplz:

Also by the way when Antonio says "_____-ita" I was referring to the Spanish pet name. They add ita or ito onto the ends of words and it means "little." Like for my name (Julie) it would be Julita. It's just a cute nickname thing... Yeah.

Hetalia: :iconhimaruyaplz:
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MissArcticFox Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
"There…" you beamed. "I don't care what we put on the tree now… As long as it has this it's perfect."

"So I can get my stripper ornament out then?!" Gil asked delightedly.

Me: I regret what I said earlier....

Still, what Prussia said made me laugh so hard and my family is looking at me like, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
LILYPAD1000 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015
I know right!!!!
PeacenPasta1551 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Student General Artist
I'm just like reading all these comments about how diverse everyone is and I'm just like:
100% Spanish 
0% Prussian 
0% French 
0% anything else 

SgtKhioneofEDawg Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Student Artist
Sif (Nyo form of OC): I HATE YOU ALL...
Loki (1p form): You know you love them~
Kyra (me!): *Nagito Komaeda laughter* ahhh why do I do this to myself
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
Also, you say I belong to the BTT.
That would mean mostly Francis, as I am mostly French-Canadian. However, I am partly Ger-Prussian, Prussian, sorry. I am NOT at all Spanish. Sorry Antonio!
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015
I swear I'm going to KILL those two. Who gets to live? Well, why not take a guess?
kittygirl303 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
Haha I'm Going to murder you three after this *Chucles*
anakind87 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
Oh come on - what's wrong with all three gentleman kissing? I would have just picked one - and while I was at it, bring out a tray of yummy hot chocolate to go with the tasty gingerbread cookies - and let them stay the night - granted they'd take the guest room or the living room(my room off-limits).
Wolverina22 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Writer
No.... I want Prussia to stay for some hot chocolate and cuddles by the fire.... (Starts to randomly sing let it snow)
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014   General Artist
(Pennsylvania) -comes downstairs and jumps onto my back- You lucky ass, you got the BTT~

(Me) Shut it idiota! -blushes-

(Pennsylvania) -giggles- I can't wait for the next time they come over~ 
hedgehogs11 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

I don't make promises I can't keep either. And I am proud of myself for being able to read the German, Spanish, and French! :D also which one of the :iconbadtouchtrioplz: do I belong to??? (Mainly)

Prussia: Me of course!

Me: Oh yeah... i am mostly German...

Spain: No fair!

Me: I am not even Spanish dude, sorry

France: But you are French mon cherie correct?

Me: Correct, but I am mostly German.


Me: Yes, I am mostly Prussian...

Prussia: Gut! Beriet von schwimmengen?

Me: No, as much as I want to go swimming, it is too hot outside to do ANYTHING.

(In the middle of a heat wave, I wish I was in a colder climate right w :( )

Russia: Come to Russia da?


QueenRandomTheFirst Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I might be German, French, and Mexican. Well....
kittygirl303 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
I'm over here reading this like I'M IRISH DEAL WITH IT
PokemonGirl260301 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Russia is always there. He is watching you. Oh wait that's Belarus. Russia wuvs you
MixedMuttNeko-Chan Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
transformicerawks11 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Lol. A foursome is coming for christmas this year..
And they don't make promises they can't keep..
PACKWOMEN12 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Student
SugarAnimeKitty99 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist
:excited: :squee: I think I was squealing too much in this story... :blush: :faint: Gosh ! Those three!! :giggle: :iconyayfranceplz: :iconyayprussiaplz: :iconyayspainplz: Ya gotta love them~ :love:
kittykat0809 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
I love your story! And your profile picture! It reminds me of this older movie that I have about an orange horse. 
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
It's of Spirit- it is from an older movie :P
kittykat0809 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
I loved that movie! :)
mjk7073 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
LIKE HELL I'M LETTING GIL KISS ME LAST!!!!!!!!!! France gets teh longest kiss :3
transformicerawks11 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Don't let him get 'carried away'.
xXDestinyStarXx Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
Carried away :| .... :iconderpplz:
XioTehLeafKing Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Student General Artist
My OC I used to read this with was named Arohi so Toni's weird little nickname for me ended up being "Arohita". And your profile picture animation thing is from Spirit right?
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
Yes to both.
XioTehLeafKing Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Yay~! I love that movie~
kyoloverxxx Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
patrikaita?That would be cute but wierd at the same time.But Toni can call me anything he won't.
Firekitten12 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
Well then. MEO!
Firekitten12 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
Fail, i was trying to put Moe!
NinjaNyanKat Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Dude My Name is Julie too!!!
artycomicfangirl Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Student Artist
My pet name would be angelita! That's cool!!
celticcolt12 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Cinderita~ kawaii! it kinda sounds like senorita<3
Kawaiikitten73 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
Oh this is cute. :3
Katniss-HP-Twilight Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
:iconpoutplz: I'm not little...I'm actually quite big for a Hobbit... seriously though I'm exactly five feet tall DX mmmm I would love all three :3 very kawaii ^^
mikimiki33 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
me too! XD :iconbrofistplz:
TiffanyTheDarkCat Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I would never kiss Francis and Gilbert! I would to Antonio though!
applekillingfanfirl Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
:iconprussiacryplz: Frau, you wound me! *falls over dramatically*
:iconsadfranceplz: Quoi? B-but, mon amour ...
:iconchibispainplz: Gracias, chica~
TiffanyTheDarkCat Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'm sorry but me and France are just friends and I don't know too much about you Prussia. Oh, due nada Spain.
applekillingfanfirl Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
TiffanyTheDarkCat Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
((XD That face!))
Um, France, Prussia? You doi (two) okay?
applekillingfanfirl Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
:iconwtfprussiaplz: J a , w e ' r e o k a y...
TiffanyTheDarkCat Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
*hugs them tight*
applekillingfanfirl Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
Me: just saying you might wanna look out for your bottom later okay bai:iconawkwardpenguinplz:

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scrougeofares Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
I love the little suffix thing - it makes Spanish sound a lot better (how is that even possible?)
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
It sounds awesome, that's why.
Babykurlzz Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
Aw, he called me what my gram calls me!
crazy-aika Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Was fun :D!
LolitaLollyLips Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Kassita sounds so cute... :iconspainlaplz:
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