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PrussiaxReader-Treasure Chests(Note: Mature Humor)

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Gilbert was talking. Still. You had no clue what he was saying, you had zoned out long ago. Right now you were just watching his beautiful red eyes sparkle in the light.

"Blah blah blah blah… blah blah. Blahblahblah. Blah."

"Mhmmm…" You murmured sleepily, enchanted by Gilbert's eyes.

"Blah blah blah… Blah blah blah. Titty sprinkles!"

"Wait what?" Your head shot up, suddenly.

"Ha! I knew that would get your attention. Titty sprinkles always do the trick." Gilbert winked.

"You're such a pervert…"

"What?! Breasts are amazing, as are their sprinkles!"

You took one look at Gilbert and covered your face with your palm.

"Well, you should know, Frau." Gilbert said nonchalantly, "You got some knockers on you."
He eyed down to your chest, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"Oh God…" You blushed, covering your boobs with your arms.

"Really, though…" Gilbert continued, apparently knowing no boundaries. His arm stretched out, as if having a will of its own.

"What are you doing?!" you squeaked.

"I-I just… I wanted to… Please?" Gil stammered. He looked at you pleadingly.

You took your arms away from your chest, pouting. "Fine…"

Gil squealed like a little boy and grabbed your boob with his hand, squeezing slightly.

"This is so weird…" You grumbled, a blush creeping up your neck. If it were any of your other friends you would definitely say no but this was Gilbert. He was handsome, funny, and a pervert, sure, but that had advantages sometimes!

"Sure is, Liebling." Gil said happily.

'Wait, Liebling?!' you thought. 'Doesn't that mean darling in German?' Your face was now as red as one of Antonio's tomatoes.

"_-______...?" Gil asked. You looked up at him. From his tone you expected something… You didn't know, sweet? You were hoping against hope it was something charming, but knowing Gil… "I have to pee!" He announced, "Wait for meeeeeeeeee!" He hopped up and ran to the bathroom.

You just sighed, 'Maybe next time…' you told yourself.
I... Don't kill me please. This is me just getting rid of all my pervert in one fel swoop. Prussia just seemed so fitting~

Part two(yes...): [link]
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ShixLover's avatar
The end tho.XD