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"Ohonhonhonhonhon~"

"AAAAAAAAAAIRIBA!"

"COWABUNGA, DUDES!"

"Wee…."

Your friends all jumped into the large, tiled swimming pool in your backyard as you watched from one of the deck chairs.

"Come on in, chica!" Antonio shouted, leaning against the pool wall and staring you down with his large green eyes. "The water's great…"

You shook your head furiously, "No way! It's much too comfy up here. Plus I don't have my swimsuit with me so…."

"Zhat's why zhere's such a zhing as skinny dipping!" called Francis before he was tackled by Alfred and disappeared under the water's surface.

"I said no." You put on your best serious face.

"But _____!" Alfred pouted, still holding Francis underwater, "We're gonna play football and we won't have even teams if you don't get in!"

"You could ask Arthur to play." You pointed out.

"But he's boring!" whined Francis, finally resurfacing.

"Hey!" shouted Arthur, looking from his book on the chair next to you, "I am not, Frog!"

"Oui… You are." Francis said seriously before swimming quickly away from Alfred.

"She doesn't have to get in the water if she doesn't want to," said Matthew fairly from his seat on the side of the pool.

"Yeah! I don't have to!"

"Have to what?" Alfred blinked, confused.

"Go swimming! Duh! Zhat's what Mattie just said!" Francis stuck his tongue out at Alfred, paddling lazily by the American.

"Oh, it's on, Frenchy!" Alfred shouted, charging at Francis, making the man yelp and swim away as fast as he could.

"Anyway, I think you guys are having a perfectly successful time being idiots all by yourself," you sniffed haughtily, "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a book to finish."

"Oh no you don't…" Antonio grinned, launching himself out of the pool and running over to you, scooping you up in his strong arms. You dropped your book with a little yelp, gripping Toni tightly as he sprinted back to the poolside and clinging desperately to him when he tried to dump you into the water.

"No, no, no, no!" You squeezed your eyes shut, arms wrapped tightly around Antonio's neck.

"Come on, Chiquita… Let go now." Antonio sounded worried as he tilted forward a bit.

"Let the hero help you out, Spaniard!" Alfred pronounced loudly, swimming over to you and grabbing you around the waist, pulling you into the water, clothes and all.

"GWA! LET ME GO, YOU CHEESEBURGER LOVING FOOL!" you screamed, flailing around wildly, making Alfred duck and dodge to avoid getting hit by a stray elbow or fist.

"Never!"

"Let her go, Alfred!" Mattie cried helplessly from the sidelines, "She doesn't want to swim, you hoser!"

Alfred completely ignored his brother, holding to you tightly until you were too tired to keep struggling. After that he set you down gently on the pool floor, swimming calmly after Francis again.

"Thanks a lot, Alfred… Now my favorite t-shirt's all ruined…"

"Mmmm… I wouldn't say that, querida." Antonio looked pointedly at your chest. You noticed the white t-shirt was suddenly not hiding the bright (f/c) bra you were wearing underneath. You sank down until you were up to your chin in water, blushing furiously.

"FOOTBALL TIME!" Alfred shouted, not wanting to let the subject go.

"Ow!" you whirled on him as a foam football hit the back of your head with a wet smack.

"______'s IT!" Alfred paddled away from you, laughing like a madman.

"I thought we were playing football!" you cried.

"We are, stupid! It's tag football!"

"I call being tagged first…" Francis chuckled, swimming up from behind you and lifting you up in his arms.

"Don't I have to hit you with the football?" You asked, looking at him pointedly.

He just shrugged, "I guess we're on teams, zhen." Francis swung you around to his back, holding you around the legs and charging forward, "TO ZHE FOOTBALL!"

"Ooh, teams?" Alfred asked excitedly, "QUICKLY ANTONIO! ON MY BACK!" He opened his arms invitingly for the Spaniard who obligingly leaped back into the water and onto Alfred's back.

"B-But what about me…?" Mattie asked, lower lip quivering.

"Oh, I'll be your teammate, Matthew." Arthur sighed, standing up from his deck chair and taking off his shirt. She strode over to the pool and hopped in, "Now get on my back."

Matthew nodded and climbed onto the Brit, "Onward!" he whispered, "We have to run away from _____ before she tags us!"

"Too late for that, Pancakes!" you crowed, chucking the football which hit him in the shoulder, "You're it!"

---

The better part of two hours was spent this way, every now and then with a team switch.

"Wait a minute…." You said after awhile, "Wasn't Gilbert here this morning?"

"Oh yeah…." Everyone said in unison.

"Kesesesesese~" laughed someone from behind, "Miss zhe awesome me, hmmm? Vell I got you all a present vhile I vas gone!" A shower of frigid water rained down on all of your heads, making you shriek.

"GILBERT!" you yelled, darting out of the water and to the side of the house where Gilbert was standing with the hose.

"Oooh! Vhat is this? ______ vith a see through shirt? I guess dreams really do come t- WAGH!" He was cut off as you tackled him to the ground, punching him in the stomach repeatedly.

"And there you have it…" Alfred said wisely, "Never get in a fistfight with a (ethnicity) girl."

"Oui," Francis said, wincing, "Or have sex with one… I bet she would be rough in bed… Ohonhonhonhon- AH! _____! NOT THE FACE!"
I don't know... I was missing summer. This was originally going to be about the Hetalians without shirts but... this happened. I like the result. :D

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:iconpoisonazalea:
PoisonAzalea Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student Writer
Never get in a fistfight with a pakistani girl.

seems legit
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JackFleutie Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Student General Artist
A Brazilian girl....YOU COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE RIGHT!!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE~~~~BR!BR!
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Ally-luvs-HETALIA Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
An Irish American Girl...Seems about right...
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vanellopepines Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't ever get into a fistfight with a half korean and half japanese girl who does martial arts especially when she has 2p. Hetalia life lesson #340
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hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
NEVR FIST FIGHT WITH AN OTAKU FANGIRL WEN SHES TRYIN 2 WATCH HER ANIME/READ FF'S!!!!!!!!!
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anakind87 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
Never fight a Hispanic woman:D
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lilkirby8899 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
true that mija!
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FRANCEISWONDERFUL2 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
NEVER FIGHT AN ITALIAN WHO DIDN'T HAVE PASTA ALL DAY!!!
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FlyingMintBunnyStuck Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
never fight an irish girl~
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lilkirby8899 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
never get in a fistfight with a mexican girl 
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lilkirby8899 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
never get in a fist fight with a mexican tomboy~ 
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Never get in a fistfight with a black girl Llama Emoji-76 (Facepalm) [V4] Germany (Disappointed) [V2] 
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elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014
NEVER GET IN THE WAY OF A TOMBOY WHO DOES BOXING, WRESTLING AND KARATE!!!! *kicks Alfred in the gut*
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RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Artist
"Oooh! Vhat is this? ______ vith a see through shirt? I guess dreams really do come t- WAGH!" He was cut off as you tackled him to the ground, punching him in the stomach repeatedly.

"And there you have it…" Alfred said wisely, "Never get in a fistfight with a (ethnicity) girl."

"Oui," Francis said, wincing, "Or have sex with one… I bet she would be rough in bed… Ohonhonhonhon- AH! _____! NOT THE FACE!"
best lines ever XD said in  a story anyway......IT WILL ALWAYS BE THE B EST LINES EVER IN THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!
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XxHetalianAtHeartxX Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
NEVER GET INTO A FIGHT WITH A SPANISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, AND IRISH GIRL!!
I will beat you senseless :3
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mirahnorton Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014
Whoooo! Hear that I'll mess y'all up with my 'mericaness.
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CanadaAndAntarctica Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014
YES NEVER MESS WITH A GIRL WHO CAN KICK HARD! HEAR THAT MATT?
Canada:......*nods* ^^'
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thecanadianperson Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Uh never mess with a Ukrainian and Greek girl?  Fail..
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 6, 2014   General Artist
Never get into a fight with an Italian and Polish girl. 

FRANCIS~ -creepy perverted smile- C'mere Frenchie~ Even though I may be Polish I can still kick your (not-as-fab-as-Spain's) ass~
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negaslice84 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Never get into a fight with a (black) girl. she'll kick your punk ass. :iconrunbitchrunplz:
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RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Artist
........some white girls will do that too such as meh.........XD i would beat the crap out of any perv in my middle school.
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Stella15988 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love this story its fun
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BETHDrown Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Student Artist
France never mess with an Irish girl :iconsebastianwtfplz:
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JeffTheKiller99 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
1. "AAAAAAAAAAIRIBA!"

2. "Oui," Francis said, wincing, "Or have sex with one… I bet she would be rough in bed… Ohonhonhonhon- AH! _____! NOT THE FACE!"

TROLL XD
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RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Artist
XD THOSE ARE SOME FUNNY LINES BUT IF YOU FIND ANY OTHER UNNY LINES TELL ME THEM IN THESE COMMENTS AND TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE FROM AS LONG AS ITS HETALIA OK
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JeffTheKiller99 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
... Oukki Doukki Loukki!
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RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Student Artist
o-o  where do those words come from????? i dont think i have heard them in hetalia before e-e *thiks hard as she can but since its night time cant think alot*
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JeffTheKiller99 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Pinkie Pie EyeFlutter  remind you of someone?
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RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Student Artist
XD
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JeffTheKiller99 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Nailed it XD
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RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014  Student Artist
YESH! XD
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phoenixgirl997 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014
mess with* hehe..Sweating a little... 
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phoenixgirl997 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014
looool!! XD I love it !!! never get into a Spanish girl! 
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Lovemerightnow Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I'm sure reader is good in bed, France. Suho (EXO) 
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SilentLove832 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. In zhe face.
Hey Francis?
You see zhis pickaxe?
It's for your face.
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E-Sane Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I belong to:iconsexyprussia2plz:, :iconsexyenglandplz: , :iconsexycanada2plz: , :iconsexyfrance2plz: , :iconalfredjonedplz: , and :iconsexyspainplz: ? How about no?
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Flames-of-awesome Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SO AWESOME!! And Alfred you are right never get into a Puerto Rican girl! 
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iluv2camp99 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
I loved this!
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Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
Gilbert's right, dreams do come true. I got to punch Gilbert repeatedly In the stomach, and I got to scythe Prussia in the face.
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Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
Francis, I ment Francis.

Facepalm 
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Anju213 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
I will release my hockey  rage on you!
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StarlaAndGilbird Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
France, shush. You would of gotten a kick-to-teh-face no matter what.
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Dogshampoo24 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
I am good at fighting and I'm part American anD German but I'm more like 2p America
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InnocentlyEvilSammi Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
The ending. Pfft. xDDD
Great job~
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Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
They're so lucky I'm not like Hungary ;) even if i did get 3 frying pans for Xmas XD
Canadian chick FTW! ;)
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Silent--Songbird Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD 'Never mess with a Canadian girl?' Ha ha, nooo ^_^ I suck at fighting (true to my stereotype) but this was a great story!!! :iconhappycanadaplz:
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Oshaco Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
Ahaha, that's exactly what I was thinking!~
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MarioFanfiction Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Most of them are perverts.
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livefree33 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Suddenly beth jumps out of nowhere and lands on Francis' head
Me: Feelin' lucky punk?!
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