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"Ohonhonhonhonhon~"

"AAAAAAAAAAIRIBA!"

"COWABUNGA, DUDES!"

"Wee…."

Your friends all jumped into the large, tiled swimming pool in your backyard as you watched from one of the deck chairs.

"Come on in, chica!" Antonio shouted, leaning against the pool wall and staring you down with his large green eyes. "The water's great…"

You shook your head furiously, "No way! It's much too comfy up here. Plus I don't have my swimsuit with me so…."

"Zhat's why zhere's such a zhing as skinny dipping!" called Francis before he was tackled by Alfred and disappeared under the water's surface.

"I said no." You put on your best serious face.

"But _____!" Alfred pouted, still holding Francis underwater, "We're gonna play football and we won't have even teams if you don't get in!"

"You could ask Arthur to play." You pointed out.

"But he's boring!" whined Francis, finally resurfacing.

"Hey!" shouted Arthur, looking from his book on the chair next to you, "I am not, Frog!"

"Oui… You are." Francis said seriously before swimming quickly away from Alfred.

"She doesn't have to get in the water if she doesn't want to," said Matthew fairly from his seat on the side of the pool.

"Yeah! I don't have to!"

"Have to what?" Alfred blinked, confused.

"Go swimming! Duh! Zhat's what Mattie just said!" Francis stuck his tongue out at Alfred, paddling lazily by the American.

"Oh, it's on, Frenchy!" Alfred shouted, charging at Francis, making the man yelp and swim away as fast as he could.

"Anyway, I think you guys are having a perfectly successful time being idiots all by yourself," you sniffed haughtily, "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a book to finish."

"Oh no you don't…" Antonio grinned, launching himself out of the pool and running over to you, scooping you up in his strong arms. You dropped your book with a little yelp, gripping Toni tightly as he sprinted back to the poolside and clinging desperately to him when he tried to dump you into the water.

"No, no, no, no!" You squeezed your eyes shut, arms wrapped tightly around Antonio's neck.

"Come on, Chiquita… Let go now." Antonio sounded worried as he tilted forward a bit.

"Let the hero help you out, Spaniard!" Alfred pronounced loudly, swimming over to you and grabbing you around the waist, pulling you into the water, clothes and all.

"GWA! LET ME GO, YOU CHEESEBURGER LOVING FOOL!" you screamed, flailing around wildly, making Alfred duck and dodge to avoid getting hit by a stray elbow or fist.

"Never!"

"Let her go, Alfred!" Mattie cried helplessly from the sidelines, "She doesn't want to swim, you hoser!"

Alfred completely ignored his brother, holding to you tightly until you were too tired to keep struggling. After that he set you down gently on the pool floor, swimming calmly after Francis again.

"Thanks a lot, Alfred… Now my favorite t-shirt's all ruined…"

"Mmmm… I wouldn't say that, querida." Antonio looked pointedly at your chest. You noticed the white t-shirt was suddenly not hiding the bright (f/c) bra you were wearing underneath. You sank down until you were up to your chin in water, blushing furiously.

"FOOTBALL TIME!" Alfred shouted, not wanting to let the subject go.

"Ow!" you whirled on him as a foam football hit the back of your head with a wet smack.

"______'s IT!" Alfred paddled away from you, laughing like a madman.

"I thought we were playing football!" you cried.

"We are, stupid! It's tag football!"

"I call being tagged first…" Francis chuckled, swimming up from behind you and lifting you up in his arms.

"Don't I have to hit you with the football?" You asked, looking at him pointedly.

He just shrugged, "I guess we're on teams, zhen." Francis swung you around to his back, holding you around the legs and charging forward, "TO ZHE FOOTBALL!"

"Ooh, teams?" Alfred asked excitedly, "QUICKLY ANTONIO! ON MY BACK!" He opened his arms invitingly for the Spaniard who obligingly leaped back into the water and onto Alfred's back.

"B-But what about me…?" Mattie asked, lower lip quivering.

"Oh, I'll be your teammate, Matthew." Arthur sighed, standing up from his deck chair and taking off his shirt. She strode over to the pool and hopped in, "Now get on my back."

Matthew nodded and climbed onto the Brit, "Onward!" he whispered, "We have to run away from _____ before she tags us!"

"Too late for that, Pancakes!" you crowed, chucking the football which hit him in the shoulder, "You're it!"

---

The better part of two hours was spent this way, every now and then with a team switch.

"Wait a minute…." You said after awhile, "Wasn't Gilbert here this morning?"

"Oh yeah…." Everyone said in unison.

"Kesesesesese~" laughed someone from behind, "Miss zhe awesome me, hmmm? Vell I got you all a present vhile I vas gone!" A shower of frigid water rained down on all of your heads, making you shriek.

"GILBERT!" you yelled, darting out of the water and to the side of the house where Gilbert was standing with the hose.

"Oooh! Vhat is this? ______ vith a see through shirt? I guess dreams really do come t- WAGH!" He was cut off as you tackled him to the ground, punching him in the stomach repeatedly.

"And there you have it…" Alfred said wisely, "Never get in a fistfight with a (ethnicity) girl."

"Oui," Francis said, wincing, "Or have sex with one… I bet she would be rough in bed… Ohonhonhonhon- AH! _____! NOT THE FACE!"
I don't know... I was missing summer. This was originally going to be about the Hetalians without shirts but... this happened. I like the result. :D

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:icondizzydimensy:
DizzyDimensy Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2017  Student General Artist
Never get in a fistfight with a Kosovo Albanian girl.
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:iconyukithatfangirl:
YukiThatFangirl Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017
YOU WANNA TRY ME FRENCHIE
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:iconaph-2p-philippines:
APH-2p-Philippines Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Never get in a fistfight with a Asian/Mexican girl.
P.s-Grandpa is Mexican
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Noeldakota Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Never get into a fist fight with an Italian-American girl >:D
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:iconcelestialtoxophilite:
Never get into a fight with an African-American, Pakistani, Turkish, and Egyptian girl...?
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:iconalexisbarnes:
AlexisBarnes Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2016
ARGHHHHH WAHHHHH I WILL KILL YOU FRANCE AND YOU TOO TONI MY SHIRT WAS UR FAULT 
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:iconxxxhigurashixxx:
Never get in a fight with a Serbian girl...?
Well-
It kind of makes sense since our stereotypes say we're aggressive-
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:iconlillibug2426:
LilliBug2426 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Never get in a fight with a part German girl? That fits well. I'm part German on my mom's side.
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:iconepicmeowford:
epicmeowford Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2016
never fight with a Canadian
lol, i can just imagine this happening:
*punch* sorry! *punch* really sorry!
*punches like, 10 more times* IM SO VERY SORRY!!!
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:iconsonatadeimorti:
SonataDeiMorti Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2016
All I can say is... RIP France.😂
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:iconsangstertommeh:
sangstertommeh Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2016
never fight with an asian?
k
*drowns people with Indonesia's flood*
*bails to moon*
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TheAttackonTitanGal Featured By Owner May 21, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
"Never get in a fistfight with a Spanish/Filipino girl." STEVEN UNIVERSE INTENSIFIES yellow diamond STEVEN UNIVERSE MASTER OF POKER FACE Russia (Curse) [V2] 

I have spanish blood in my grandma or I think my grandpa's side. peridot  Italy (Globe Dance) [V2] 

Nice Story BTW Steven Quartz Universe Emote 6 Chibi Hungary-01 (Smile) [V2] China (Explaining) [V2] 
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:iconkaitlyndjfox:
KaitlynDJFox Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Never get into a damn fist fight with an Asian,Irish,Portugese and Spanish girl

Yikes
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:iconfnafwriterandartist:
FNAFwriterandartist Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
American Scottish duch and a lot of other things I don't remember XD
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:iconkaitlyndjfox:
KaitlynDJFox Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
X'D girls are amazing
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:iconfnafwriterandartist:
FNAFwriterandartist Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
XD who cares what I am I threw the toughest boy in school into a tree for football tackling me XD
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:iconkaitlyndjfox:
KaitlynDJFox Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Damnnnnnn
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:iconfnafwriterandartist:
FNAFwriterandartist Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
XD what?
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:iconkaitlyndjfox:
KaitlynDJFox Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
You're so badass
Tbh I want to beat up the people I hate in my life but at the same time I don't wanna
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FNAFwriterandartist Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
XD thanks it was in elementary school XD and I didn't get in trouble because I was defending myself XD
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KaylinStoll1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2016  Student General Artist
Never get into a fist fight with an Italian German Polish Irish girl. Heheh I probably killed everyone by now.
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:iconyansuh:
Yansuh Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2016
Or with an Italian French Australian Deutsch English Spanish girl.
>:D
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:iconluciagranadillo:
luciagranadillo Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2016
never get into a fist fight with an American,Australian,and Salvadorian girl. LOL 3 in one
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:iconkaylinstoll1:
KaylinStoll1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2016  Student General Artist
You, my friend, have made my day. . . Or should I say night cause it's like 10 at night.
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2016
Never get in a fistfight with American girl...

heheheheheheh, especially one with Hungarian ancestry...the blood of the Huns runs through my veins...I WILL FUCK YOU UP IN WAYS THAT WILL MAKE RUSSIA CRINGE

however, you should just never get into a fistfight with any girl...we'll all fuck you up
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Zumtimezfeelinkindum Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2016  Student Artist
Never get in a fistfight with an American...

uhh fistfight? I don't know... I'm more of a 

*points over their shoulder* LOOK OVER THERE!! *stab them with a fork/knife/sharp object*
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:iconemmalob:
EmmaLob Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Student Artist
Never get in a fistfight with a Swedish girl....very,VERY legit
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:iconfnafwriterandartist:
FNAFwriterandartist Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
At least there hasn't been a Hungarian XD
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:iconbookworm2229:
BookWorm2229 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016
Never get in a fisfight with a British girl.       Sounds legit
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:iconfnafwriterandartist:
FNAFwriterandartist Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
England: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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:iconbookworm2229:
BookWorm2229 Featured By Owner May 2, 2016
Me: *puts on shades*
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:iconfnafwriterandartist:
FNAFwriterandartist Featured By Owner May 2, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Me: XD
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:iconbookworm2229:
BookWorm2229 Featured By Owner May 4, 2016
Me: It feels good to be British.
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:iconfnafwriterandartist:
FNAFwriterandartist Featured By Owner May 4, 2016  Student Digital Artist
I'm American but half Scottish or Irish idk wich and duch and a lot of other crap i don't remember
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:iconbookworm2229:
BookWorm2229 Featured By Owner May 4, 2016
I'm British but. Half Algerian and Asian and Dutch and a whole lot of other stuff I don't even know...
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:iconfnafwriterandartist:
FNAFwriterandartist Featured By Owner May 4, 2016  Student Digital Artist
XD
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AnnieGirl97 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016
Never get in a fistfight with a Canadian girl. Under our sweet and calm exterior is a wild beast that will mess you up *brandishes hockey stick*
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:iconmystinadragon:
MystinaDragon Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2015
Didn't Italy say German girls are too tough?Strong 'Revamp' onion head 'smug' 
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:iconkitty55magical:
Kitty55Magical Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Never fight with the Asian girl. sounds legit
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:iconsabielovesfrozen:
Sabielovesfrozen Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015   Writer
Yes. Perfectly legit. 

Especially if she's a Filipino XD
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:iconkitty55magical:
Kitty55Magical Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm lao but okay!
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:iconeatsleepanime208:
EATSLEEPANIME208 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2015
Don't fight a Haitian girl that's just asking for trouble 😈
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:iconpikapip0:
pikapip0 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015  Student Artist
NEVER fist fight the quiet girl she will f-ing MURDER you 
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:iconflamingdemonwolf:
flamingdemonwolf Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Never get into a fist fight with a Norwegian girl...sounds legit
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:iconakira-shima:
Akira-Shima Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2015
"NOT THE FACE!"

XD Not France's beautiful face!
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:iconfnafwriterandartist:
FNAFwriterandartist Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Who says its beautiful? I already cutt it off and made his face crushed worms
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Dinky0717 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
NEVER get into fight with a greek girl lets just say these hands can do more than just bake baklava 😈(warning greeks have short tempers and when angered show no mercy)
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iiTheHeroii2 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015
Never get into a fight with a German girl who says no the first time...Things get VERY uglyGermany (Hunter) [V3] Germany (Intro) [V4] Hetalia Germany spinning NO NEIN Icon 
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:iconellalikesbooks:
EllaLikesBooks Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wit an Australian girl. We will murder you if you ever even think about it. 
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015
I wonna be on Matts team!
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